Fuer die englisch kenner.

[Löffelmann]

 

[Wheelgunner_45ACP]

 

[Jarandi]

If a Landi does not leak oil - the sump is empty !!

What do you call 1 Landi on top of a hill - A miracle.
What do you call 2 Landis on top of a hill - A mirage.

You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Rover.

I can trust my husband: if he stays out all night long it's because he's stuck in the forest and not because of another women.

Q: What's the difference between a Golf ball and a Landi?
A: The golf ball you can at least drive for 200 meters...

Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Landy’s user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.

Q: What is the sport-version of a Landy?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.

Q: What do you call a Landy with brakes?
A: Customized.

Q: What do you have to do if your Landy gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge in the car.

Q: Why does the defender have them long windows on the sides just under the roof?
A: So the driver can see from where the help is coming from.

Q: Why are most body panels made in Aluminium?
A: Makes it lighter to push...

Q: How do you know when a Landrover owner goes on holiday?
A: He puts on his overalls and packs his toolbox...

 

[Jarandi]

The two happiest days of a land rover owners life are the day he bought it and the day he sold it.

Landis don't die, they become Spare-donors!

Half of everything on my Landi is always broken. I don't fix it, since it halves the chance of something new breaking...

 

[Hevea]

 

[Löffelmann]

 

[WUH_Phobos]

 

[Löffelmann]

 

[gerdson]

 

[Christi@n]

 

[Cartman]

 

[Löffelmann]

 

[WUH_Phobos]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

 

[columba]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

Geht noch weiter:

What do call a deer with no eyes and no legs:

Still no idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls

Still no f..... idea.....

 

[Mightytall]